Total Medals Earned: 418 (From 105 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,250 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 9/15 (190/405 points)
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Get a chain of 10+
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/230 points)
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (110/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/270 points)
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Score 200 points
Score 500 points
Score 750 points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/175 points)
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Become really drunk.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
